Ode To Smith Jackson
Published Date: June 6, 2014 Like ( 0 ) Dislike ( 0 )
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Ode to Smith Jackson

It all started bout a year ago though little did I know
I learned about a man who evildoers call their greatest fall
Looking back I cant believe that I was so naïve
Until I checked my inbox it was fate that I received
A high school senior I was Elon bound
What I found was so profound that I dropped to the ground
Looked up to the heavens this man is a gift
Last name Jackson first name Smith
He gives aid when the perverts invade
Hes known from Sloan to Smith to Colonnades
His emails strike like lightning from Zeus
One might be about you if that goose got you too loose
Hes on the job when the weather looks grim
If he says classes are on I will forgive him
His name is next to champion check the thesaurus
Now everyone to the dance floor for the chorus

Smith Jackson you know my reaction to getting your emails everyday, we love our protection so heres our affection when I get your emails I feel okay

Ive heard about this man in legend and myth
Looks like Palpateen but hes not a sith
So much man he got two first names
Every single email on my wall in frames
Hell keep coming back like the terminator
Hell go Schwarzenegger on the burly bater
Hes the red alert, the first warning sign
Ill see him one day if the stars align
The first time I got here I was filled with fear
Bats in the stairwells, I would have to steer clear
You may be wondering how did I know?
A smith Jackson email it goes to show
He saved me from a bite and maybe some rabies
And he probably even saved 600 little babies
I check my inbox every minute every day
Lookin for another message from Smitty J

Smith Jackson you know my reaction to getting your emails everyday, we love our protection so heres our affection when I get your emails I feel okay

Smith Jackson Elons man of the year
The longest emails always bring about fear
Like Home Improvements Wilson no one knows your face
You might be an alien from outerspace
Like Bear Grylls you give us tips to survive
Your out to get the bater either dead or alive
Some things you write about seem kind of bizarre
Like who in the world has a three door car
Hell let you know if theres a natural disaster
Hes not from Augusta but you know hes the master
If you see a beige Honda he advises you run
As long as its boxy not a curvy one
Like Smith Jackson Im the best in the game
Thats 100% reason to remember my name
One thing I gotta say, yeah you know the deal
You know Smith Jackson, he is for real

Smith Jackson you know my reaction to getting your emails everyday, we love our protection so heres our affection when I get your emails I feel okay

I was told to look for you
E-mails galore is all I knew
Soon enough I came to Elon
Laptop up and the power on
Wasnt till later what did I see
Scrolled down
smittys name was lookin at me
The man, the myth, the legend they say
Facebook group and a fan page
Sorry Smith Jackson, You cant be real
Super hero powers you are ideal
So maybe, VP you are
For student Life youre above par
To meet you face-to-face is a goal of mine
At your meet & greet Id be first in line
So whats up next, tell me, please
I need you, & your expertise

Smith Jackson you know my reaction to getting your emails everyday, we love our protection so heres our affection when I get your emails I feel okay

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